Listen pal, funny you should mention pirate crabs — I know a guy. Actually, I *am* the guy. Redd's gone full buccaneer for this limited run, trading in one of the old pinchers for something with a little more... *persuasive power* (the hook's for negotiations, mostly). Twenty-two of these beauties sailed into port and they're moving faster than contraband on discount day, so if you're in the market for a wheeling-dealing sea rogue with an actual code of honor, now's your moment. Redd always delivers — even if the delivery method is technically a commandeered dinghy.
Good to Know
Size: 2.5 x 1.75 x 0.75 inches (compact enough to stash in a treasure chest, or a pocket)
Weight: 0.28 oz (lighter than a doubloon, twice as charming)
Material & Finish: Classic red finish — because subtlety is for crabs without hooks
Articulation: Fully flexible limbs, plus one genuine pirate hook for maximum swashbuckling
Rarity: Ultra-limited "Aye Matey" edition — only 22 exist, and they won't last long at this price point
Collection: Part of the Flexlings collectible line; pairs perfectly with anyone who needs a morally flexible maritime associate
